Wednesday, November 21, 2007

NewFlash! Wild Boar Chase @ Ubin

Pulau Ubin - 21 Nov 2007 - 1805hrs

Here I am at the office and I get a phone call from Ling. They're at Pulau Ubin, working with Joey Klein (The IMBA guy) enhancing the new MTB trail with a few black diamond sections.

William goes off to buy coffee.... after a while, Ling receives 4 SMS'es from William for help! He got chased by a family of wild boars and managed to climb up a fence to get away from them!

They crew gets into the Truck to go rescue William, but the truck gets bogged down the in the mud.

They call in the Dumper to pull the Truck out, but the Dumper's Thumper is underpowered... but finally they pull the truck out of the mud.

BUT THEN, the tow rope gets stuck and they can't undo it, so more hullabaloo with the BoarWatch team.

In the meantime, they call William's phone to find out that he's still on the fence, and the pigs are waiting to eat him. He doesn't know where his bike is, cos he dumped his bike (and I'm assuming the coffee) and ran for his life.

Can't get more news out of Ling, cos she cannot stop laughing!

This was too funny to keep so myself, so I had to let our fellow Ubin Cowboys know about this by SMS.

SMS replies :

Wayne : Hahahahhahahahahhahahaa that's freaking funny, man!!!!! Hahahahahahhahaha

Max : Wat?

Soon : Oh Shit! U're kidding right?

John : Heh heh.. Sounds like our 4WD trip gone wrong :)

Eric : Shd call Ah Yeo, this Sat BBQ (meat) settled liao....

Its 1859hrs... nothing heard. Out.

2000hrs. They're at L&T, still laughing about it. ...

.... Finally they reach William. No sign of boars, but William stayed on the fence for 1/2 hour cos he was afraid they would ambush him. He could still hear their snorting in the bushes...

This is how they found him ....

More about our #1 Boar incident here.
Place - Pengerang, Malaysia
Original boar-man - Wild Boar Wayne
Type of meeting - Direct hit
Casualty - One front wheel and One Boar Head
Evidence - Bent front wheel and some Bak Kwa with Boar hairs
After effects - Strange reaction to Boar humour


Blogger Unknown said...

HAHAHAHAHaHAHHA ROFL ROFL THAT is the funniest thing i've seen all week! HAHAHAHHAhaHAHaH POOR William!! HAHahHAhahaa

11:49 AM  
Blogger LingtheMerciless said...

After completing black diamond rock garden, we wonder what's takin' William so long.

I reach for my phone. 5 missed calls from William. *scratch head* Maybe he doesn't know where to get coffee?

Read SMS "Help. kanna chase by wild bore. one whole family"

I take my time to return his call. And he friggin begs for help as he's stuck in the fence and doesn't know where he is.

The boars were sitting at the mainroad watching the vans go by by when they eyed William, and gave chase.

William said one looked fat with a goatie. It was a family of 4.

He says he will never see Ubin in the same light again.

Hahahahaha (still laughing)....


5:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

That's funny!

11:30 PM  

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